17 April 2014

How do you do that?

...laundromat? Make my clothes perfectly folded and creased every time, but when I try and fold the shirt it looks like a rag

... bargain shopper? Find the best deals, always, on the racks of forever21/h&m/goodwill that fit you perfectly and are then marked down another 50% at the register

...mini-skirt wearer? You are wearing an adorable skirt, your legs look great and it doesn't even seem as if your hoo-ha is about to fall out

...Chipotle? Make such delicious concoctions that make my mouth water and keep me coming back on a (more than) weekly basis

...Santa Claus? Get to every child's house on one night of the year, delivering toys to all the well-behaved girls and boys- your magic mystifies me.

... small child? Fall into the deepest sleep in the blink of an eye when I can only ponder my life away each night for hours.


Excited for this fun new link-up from Jackie over at Jade and Oak! 
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7 comments:

  1. I believe Chipotle must have some magic in it :-)...and YES to the small child comment. What I wouldn't give for their sleeping abilities!

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  2. I had Chipotle for lunch yesterday... and I think I might go back today...

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  3. Oh, my mother folds clothes into like little steel traps without a wrinkle to be found. Mine? Rumply balls. I know. Mini skirts!? I have cabbage patch knees. lol

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  4. Ok I totally fall asleep in the blink of an eye on a nightly basis BUT how do the bargain shoppers do it?! Maybe I just don't have enough patience for the thought it takes...

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  5. Um yeah, that one about mini skirts. I've never been able to pull it off. Very jealous of those who can.

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  6. Lordy, I need to step away from the Chipotle. It's just too darn good!

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  7. obsessed with chipotle! and i can never find good sales stuff at discount stores either. i just don't have the patience!

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